Man of science. Scourge of nescience.
Cheddar washed Applejack, Brandy, Lillet Rouge, Tropical Shrub, Cheddar Cheese Cube
Dear Journal, Hi! It's me, Doug....
Aviation Gin, Caraway Liqueur, Lemongrass Dill Tofu Syrup, Celery Bitters, Lemongrass Stalk
Who's taking home a piece of the rock?!
Spiced Sweet Potato Syrup, Oat Milk, White Balsamic, Rock CandyYour choice of: Vodka, Spiced Rum, Bourbon or Gin5
You have come to the crossroads of your destiny -- it is time for you to choose...
Zucca, Wight Tea Co. Rooibos Tea Syrup, Grapefruit Juice, Dragons, Candied RhubarbChoice of Tequila of Mezcal
Carrot-top Judas, THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!
Pig's Nose Scotch, S. Maria al Monte, Demerara Syrup, Cinnamon
Be hot. Be naughty. Be courteous.
Pitu Cachaca, Royal Kummel, Honey Syrup, Pineapple Shrub, Clove Bitters, Rocko Sugar Cookie
Evan Williams Bourbon, Walnut Liqueur, Pumpkin Mead, Smoked Maple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Dehydrated Lemon WheelYour choice of La Pitaya Tequila or El Silencio Mezcal
Woogity! Woogity! Woogity!
Borghetti Espresso Liqueur, Baltamaro Coffee, [J. Reiger Caffe Amaro, Caramel Syrup, Almond Milk, G&G Caramel Sauce
GIVE US THE BOOTY JUICE!
Rocktown Vodka, Amargo Vallet, Blueberry Pomegranate Puree, Pomegranate Seeds
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Fino Sherry, PX Sherry, Apple Liqueur, Sherry Soaked RaisinsChoose between Tequila or Mezcal
Happy Happy, Joy Joy!
Papa's Pilar Blonde and 24 Rums, Suze French Aperitif, Lime Jam, Creole Bitters
Oh, hi Marc!
Barr Hill Gin, Vecchio Amaro Del Capo, Vegan Golden Milk, Honey Syrup, Lemon Juice, Boba Pearls
Are you afraid of the Rye?
Rittenhouse Rye, Becherovka, Ginger Shrub, Spiced Apple Syrup, ApplesAdd your choice of Vodka, Tequila, Bourbon or Rum $5
Our most favorite Pale Ale in the whole wide world
Belgian style amber with roasted pumpkin in the mash
Namaste right here and drink this Belgian-style White Ale
It's like Cheerios got in the Pale Ale game!
Stay Golden Ale, Ponyboy!
Redrum! Redrum! J/K, it's a hoppy and fruity Red Ale
Dry-hopped IPA with tropical and earthy pine notes
Classy German Pilsner
Orange you glad we got you this citrusy IPA?
Oh boy, what a beer!
Malted Brown Ale Magic
This mead is heavenly, with light pumpkin notes
A sassy, lemony lager
A refreshingly dry cider hailing from Vermont
This Farmhouse Saison is equal parts quirk and sunshine
We squirreled away a few cases of our favorite Gose for you!
This cheeky little monkey is a Belgian-Style Tripel
Gala apples and fresh cut grass from the defeater of the hare
Now watch me whip, watch me chardonnay - nay
Stone fruit bomb from Portugal with lush white floral aromas
If you like Pinot Grigio, we'd like you to meet this friend
French fox that is complex, rich and dripping with black fruits and delicate spices
It's science: wine improves with age and we all improve with wine.
Dry, fruit-forward and a seductive nose
Cabernet? More like, Cabern-YAY!
This Chilean angel has soft notes of fruit, vanilla and chocolate
Oh my god Becky, look at this rose
Vivacious citrus accompanied by white fruits, this Spanish ace will leave you wanting more
Delectable cherry blossom bombshell comes in two serving can, perfect for someone deserving... like you
Who are you calling petite? This Bae is big and bodacious
Sophisticated, intense and dry, but still a lovely conversationalist